We’re waiting to leave for a youth group meeting or something. Legs have just been removed from on top of my arms so that I can type again… that’s always good.
Hey, light! I can see!
So…. I’m gonna go.

I was chatting with my friend Mike, when he brought up something very interesting…
PURELL® Instant Hand Sanitizer boasts that it “Kills 99.9% of most common germs that may cause illness [...]“. This is quite an amazing feat, until you look again at the sentence. I’d like to draw your attention to the words “Most” and [...]

And don’t pet the sweaty things.
     -Mike Carlson
Next to me is sitting a “Chronic Movie Forgetter” who has just informed me of that title. I’ve written about her before, under aliases such as “Rae,” “My Angel,” “My girlfriend,” etc…
I have to say that being here in close proximity with her… even when I’m not touching her, [...]

Yeah, I know, I know… it’s been a while. But I have excuses. Here they are, listed chronologically for your viewing pleasure:

The suprise! Everything I’ve wanted to write about lately would have ruined the suprise! I’ll say a little more about that later.
I was on an airplane
I am in Michigan with limited access to the [...]