“Probably the hardest time in someone’s life… is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the devil.
Other than that, it’s been a pretty good day.”
                    -Emo Phillips

“This bag contains one of the following items:
Chicken or Beef Taquitos“
That’s what I found when I looked at the label on my bag of Taquitos. Because apparently it doesn’t matter which one you’re eating.
Can you imagine the possibilities if this kind of ambiguity is allowed to continue? We really need to nip this in the [...]

I heard a story today. It was about a speaker. He was speaking about the biggest problem of mankind. He said that problem was guilt. That all of humanities problems originated from the feeling of guilt.
I happen to disagree. If any man looks hard enough, he can see that the feeling of guilt is not [...]

Well, this makes the second time in my life that I have to work on replacing all my CD’s. Last time I left my CD’s in a crappy case in my hot car and the case melted to the CD’s, rendering them unplayable. This time…
Well this time I tried to help a guy out. He [...]

So I was working on a puzzle over at Lateral Puzzles when I stumbled across an amazing article about John Cage, an expiramental composer.
Apparently, this guy is known for his very non-traditional approach to writing music. He has a song called “4′33,” which consists of four minutes and thirty-three seconds of silence, all meticulously notated [...]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
           -Albert Einstein

I have officially heard from an unofficial source that season 2 of Firefly is coming out! I don’t know when, except that it’s supposed to be soon! That makes me very happy!
Gleefully yours,
Firefly.
I mean Stevish.

Yes! They’re coming to Colorado Springs tonight!
For those who aren’t sure what I’m talking about, FSB is Frontier School of the Bible, which I used to attend. I was part of the ensemble there, and a couple of my good friends are still in the ensemble. And they’re singing in colorado springs tonight. I’d tell [...]

The other day My boss and I ate at a place called The Pantry in Green Mountain Falls, CO. I was scanning the menu for something filling and affordable when I saw something under the breakfast menu labelled “The Mother Lode” (Yeah, that’s spelled correctly… I was suprised too). It said it was one giant [...]

The other day, I watched the pilot and first two episodes of a series called Firefly. The verdict: I haven’t watched nearly enough. It was AWESOME.
Then yesterday I found out that the show had been cancelled (either after the first season or part way through it). That is disturbing news! How could a show that [...]