Yes, I’m still putting off the story about the most retarted thing I’ve ever done. Just thought you’d like to know.
In the meanwhile, I’ve come to a realization. I don’t know about me. No seriously, read that sentence again. I’ve been focusing on nearly everything but myself. I’ll try to give you an idea of [...]

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.”
- Mary Wilson Little
Here’s to procrastination

This is a post about a post. For those of you who were anticipating an actual post, please continue reading:
I haven’t any time right now, but I wanted to let you know that I had a fun weekend, and will go into more detail in a future post. Namely, I must tell you about The [...]

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in a mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it’s cute? From Vianne
What an excellent question! It doesn’t seem fair, does it? That’s like Ray Romano said about his son. pparently when he was getting him ready for a bath the [...]

I read something today that made me sit back and think ‘Wow! Did you think of that all by yourself, little jimmy?’
It was on a bag of floor dry. For those who don’t know, floor dry is a lot like kitty litter. It’s a gravel-like substance designed to soak up oil spills, or any other [...]