I read something today that made me sit back and think ‘Wow! Did you think of that all by yourself, little jimmy?’
It was on a bag of floor dry. For those who don’t know, floor dry is a lot like kitty litter. It’s a gravel-like substance designed to soak up oil spills, or any other liquid on the floor, really. Well, I was loading up a couple bags into a truck and I happened to notice a slogan type thing. It said:
Now, maybe to the casual observer, that looks ok. But think about it for a second. Nature’s sponge is… a frickin SPONGE! they grow in the ocean. We stole our idea for sponges from “Nature’s sponge.” I hate to break it to the floor dry guys, but Nature’s sponge is not granular. Sorry, God beat you to it.
In other news, I got some great Infrequently Asked Questions that I’m working on answering. So stay tuned for useless information.