Sponge

I read something today that made me sit back and think ‘Wow! Did you think of that all by yourself, little jimmy?’

It was on a bag of floor dry. For those who don’t know, floor dry is a lot like kitty litter. It’s a gravel-like substance designed to soak up oil spills, or any other liquid on the floor, really. Well, I was loading up a couple bags into a truck and I happened to notice a slogan type thing. It said:

“Nature’s sponge.”

Now, maybe to the casual observer, that looks ok. But think about it for a second. Nature’s sponge is… a frickin SPONGE! they grow in the ocean. We stole our idea for sponges from “Nature’s sponge.” I hate to break it to the floor dry guys, but Nature’s sponge is not granular. Sorry, God beat you to it.

In other news, I got some great Infrequently Asked Questions that I’m working on answering. So stay tuned for useless information.

4 Responses to “Sponge”

  1. jma89 (John Ambrose) Says:

    “Sorry, God beat you to it.” That made me laugh. Cause it’s so true. 😛

    Oh, I’ve got a quick “I”FAQ: How is it that people continue to use a browser that is full of holes and yet maintained by a monopoly in the computer world when a better, free version exists? I just don’t get it.

    (And isn’t confuzlement fun?? *hehehe*) 😎

  2. Benson Says:

    nice.

  3. Benson Says:

    But of course not, and for several reasons. 1. I dont own a cell phone. 2. I haven’t actually succeeded on going on a date in a year. 3. I know far better then that.
    This was actually derived from watching a couple who sat near me in a resturant.

  4. Annmarie Says:

    Do you know who makes this? I need to get in contact with the company for an MSDS on it.

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