Yes, I realize it’s a stupid survey

There’s only so many of these I can read without thinking of my own answers and thinking about posting it. So here is the pointless survey. Don’t feel compelled to read it… I usually don’t.

TEN FIRSTS

  1. First Best Friend: Regor the Invincible Edit: Oops, I misread it. My first best friend was probably Julio… he’s the first I can remember. 3rd Grade.
  2. First Screen Name: Snype_This
  3. First Pet: Taffy I think. Our dog in Ecuador.
  4. First Piercing: Ear cartilege… Removed two days later for work.
  5. First Crush: Ariel (Yeah, that’s the Little Mermaid, you got a problem wit dat?)
  6. First CD: Jesus Freak and R.I.O.T.
  7. First Car: 85 Honda Prelude 1.8
  8. First Love: Hmm… Biblically, that would be God.
  9. First Stuffed Animal: Whatever I got when Philip got “Pride” the lion. (I was jealous)
  10. First Kiss: Rachel

NINE LASTS

  1. Last Alchoholic Beverage: I think it was that Raspberry Skyy Blue on my birthday.
  2. Last Car Ride: Home from work
  3. Last Movie Seen: Does the Firefly pilot count as a movie?
  4. Last Phone Call: Rachel
  5. Last CD Played: My Mp3 comedy CD (Bill Engvall was on today)
  6. Last Bubble Bath: Probably not after turning 8.
  7. Last Time You Cried: Big Boys don’t Cry 😉
  8. Last Kiss: Rachel
  9. Last Hug: Ok, I didn’t ‘hug’ Roger. It was a manly handshake + Pat on the back… very manly.

EIGHT ‘HAVE YOU EVER…’S

  1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends: I’d classify Rach as one of my best friends, yeah.
  2. Have you ever been arrested: Almost… 3 times
  3. Have you ever skinny dipped: Negatory
  4. Have you ever been on TV: Yep. I was talking to Psalty the Psalm Book (I was so cool!)
  5. Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Yep
  6. Have you ever cheated: Nope
  7. Have you ever spent more than 5 hours online: I’ve done that and thought it was short!
  8. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep: See section 9, item 7.

SEVEN THINGS YOU’RE WEARING

  1. Frontier Hoodie turned work hoodie
  2. A White T-shirt
  3. Uber Dirty work jeans
  4. Socks (White ones)
  5. Shoes (Holy ones)
  6. Glasses (Perscription ones)
  7. A Timex Expedition (The leet one)

SIX THINGS YOU’VE DONE TODAY

  1. Set my alarm for 5 minutes later
  2. Ran the edger
  3. Cut in
  4. Called Rachel
  5. Listened to Bill Engvall
  6. Filled out a really pointless survey

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER

  1. Rachel
  2. God
  3. Salvation
  4. Stand-up comedians who can tell a joke without cussing or talking about sex
  5. Learning

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO

  1. Rachel
  2. Roger
  3. TJ
  4. God

THREE CHOICES

  1. Black or White: White
  2. Hot or Cold: Hot
  3. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

  1. Have a fulltime ministry
  2. Enter into a matrimonial contract with the only person who could convince me that it would be a worthwhile venture.

YOUR WORST FEAR

  1. Hell… Straight up

There were two “one” things, and I thought that was dumb… so I deleted one of them.

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