Yes, I realize it’s a stupid survey
There’s only so many of these I can read without thinking of my own answers and thinking about posting it. So here is the pointless survey. Don’t feel compelled to read it… I usually don’t.
TEN FIRSTS
- First Best Friend: Regor the Invincible Edit: Oops, I misread it. My first best friend was probably Julio… he’s the first I can remember. 3rd Grade.
- First Screen Name: Snype_This
- First Pet: Taffy I think. Our dog in Ecuador.
- First Piercing: Ear cartilege… Removed two days later for work.
- First Crush: Ariel (Yeah, that’s the Little Mermaid, you got a problem wit dat?)
- First CD: Jesus Freak and R.I.O.T.
- First Car: 85 Honda Prelude 1.8
- First Love: Hmm… Biblically, that would be God.
- First Stuffed Animal: Whatever I got when Philip got “Pride” the lion. (I was jealous)
- First Kiss: Rachel
NINE LASTS
- Last Alchoholic Beverage: I think it was that Raspberry Skyy Blue on my birthday.
- Last Car Ride: Home from work
- Last Movie Seen: Does the Firefly pilot count as a movie?
- Last Phone Call: Rachel
- Last CD Played: My Mp3 comedy CD (Bill Engvall was on today)
- Last Bubble Bath: Probably not after turning 8.
- Last Time You Cried: Big Boys don’t Cry 😉
- Last Kiss: Rachel
- Last Hug: Ok, I didn’t ‘hug’ Roger. It was a manly handshake + Pat on the back… very manly.
EIGHT ‘HAVE YOU EVER…’S
- Have you ever dated one of your best friends: I’d classify Rach as one of my best friends, yeah.
- Have you ever been arrested: Almost… 3 times
- Have you ever skinny dipped: Negatory
- Have you ever been on TV: Yep. I was talking to Psalty the Psalm Book (I was so cool!)
- Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Yep
- Have you ever cheated: Nope
- Have you ever spent more than 5 hours online: I’ve done that and thought it was short!
- Have you ever cried yourself to sleep: See section 9, item 7.
SEVEN THINGS YOU’RE WEARING
- Frontier Hoodie turned work hoodie
- A White T-shirt
- Uber Dirty work jeans
- Socks (White ones)
- Shoes (Holy ones)
- Glasses (Perscription ones)
- A Timex Expedition (The leet one)
SIX THINGS YOU’VE DONE TODAY
- Set my alarm for 5 minutes later
- Ran the edger
- Cut in
- Called Rachel
- Listened to Bill Engvall
- Filled out a really pointless survey
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
- Rachel
- God
- Salvation
- Stand-up comedians who can tell a joke without cussing or talking about sex
- Learning
FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
- Rachel
- Roger
- TJ
- God
THREE CHOICES
- Black or White: White
- Hot or Cold: Hot
- Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
- Have a fulltime ministry
- Enter into a matrimonial contract with the only person who could convince me that it would be a worthwhile venture.
YOUR WORST FEAR
- Hell… Straight up
There were two “one” things, and I thought that was dumb… so I deleted one of them.