Just makes you wonder…

This bag contains one of the following items:
Chicken or Beef Taquitos

That’s what I found when I looked at the label on my bag of Taquitos. Because apparently it doesn’t matter which one you’re eating.

Can you imagine the possibilities if this kind of ambiguity is allowed to continue? We really need to nip this in the bud, or we may be seeing things like this:

This bottle contains one of the following items:
Vitamin C or Cyanide Pills

You are invited to the wedding of John C. Smith to one of the following brides:
Jane or Judy Winklehoffermanson

I’m telling you, this is a dangerous proposition. Before you know it, you’ll be flying to either New York or Buenos Aires. This could randomize every aspect of life from our food to the medical feild. We need to band together and stop this from happening!

I suppose I should have seen this coming. It’s not like it’s a new thing. It’s just not as subtle as it used to be. I mean, think about Spam. Does anyone really know what’s in that? What exactly is “Mechanically separated Chicken?” My car is a machine… does that mean spam is made of roadkill? Whatever it is, they’re keeping us in the dark about it, and that just makes me a little bit uneasy.

4 Responses to “Just makes you wonder…”

  1. John Ambrose (jma89) Says:

    Yes!! Agreed! Speak up Steve!!

    Oh, and I just looked over at your countdown timer. Anxious yet? 😎

    I don’t know if you would be interested or not, but I wrote a progam (in BASIC) to build a photo album for me from a template. I have compiled it as an EXE, and I have an example page: hosting.servehttp.com/semfi/test/2006/Hunt/test/index.php (Nice and long, huh?) I haven’t had the chance to shrink the photos yet, so the thumbnails and main photos are still at original resolution (huge). 😛

  2. idigak Says:

    yikes…you do have a point! i never thought about that before…but clearly, this dilemma must me eradicated before we have to wonder whether we are drinking decaf or regular! or spending our day at work as a sanitation engineer (trash collector) or a civil engineer (designing bridges!)!

  3. Josh Says:

    You know I was thinkin’ the same thing. I got (I thought) a tube or preparation H. I read on the label and it said, use either for hemmeroides or for a zangy ice cream topping. I was so distressed I just threw it away. How far will this go!!??

  4. John Ambrose (jma89) Says:

    This comment was written by one of the following:

    internet exploder or Firefox

    Makes me think of a song: It’s the end of the world as we know it… 😎

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