Losing Points

Ok, Resident Hottie just lost all of her new points having to do with the Boxter. Why, you may ask? Well, I’m glad you asked. She doesn’t like it. She says the ride is too rough (which is caused by the racing suspension), and there are no power seats (Porsche, power seats, Porsche, power seats… not exactly a toss-up).

Women just don’t understand. And for women who may be reading this, I’ll try to explain a little.

See, you gotta boil stuff down to the basics. What is a car? A car is a means by which one gets from point A to point B. The reason we use them instead of our legs (aka walking) is because it gets us there faster. Other reasons are comfort and style. People who want comfort drive Cadillacs. People who want speed and style drive another style of car like… uhh… oh yeah, A BLOODY PORSCHE.


Which brings me to my next point.

Men are much more worried about how cool we look, than how comfortable we are. If we were confronted by someone who thought every car should have power seats, and we owned a Porsche… we could just drive away before they could find out… and they wouldn’t be able to catch us in their Cadillac.

And the icing on the cake: It’s a black Porsche. It is the epidomy of a sexy beast.

For disclaimer, see previous post

4 Responses to “Losing Points”

  1. BeN Says:

    your to rite my friend girls just dont get it… if its fast enough like 140 plus you dont need air or even a cd player and to tell you the truth if they came in one seaters id get one but thats what bikes are for.

  2. jma89 (John Ambrose) Says:

    Very nice Ben: “if its fast enough like 140 plus you dont need air“. “My A/C is 4-140. Four windows down, 140 MPH.” 😛

  3. Stevish Says:

    The boxter only has 2 windows 😛

  4. jma89 (John Ambrose) Says:

    … Fine. Be technical.

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