Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in a mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it’s cute? From Vianne What an excellent question! It doesn’t seem fair, does it? That’s like Ray Romano said about his son. pparently when he was getting him ready for a bath […]

What do skunks eat? From Rachel F. As we all know… skunks have a very potent defense mechanism. And all in all, they never ever smell good. So in answering this question, I hope to tie in their diet to their amazing odor. According to the MadSci Network, skunks eat “small mammals like rodents (mice […]

The InFrequently Asked Questions are back with a disturbing addition: Why does Jabba the Hutt lick people? From Zack An interesting and painfully sickening question, Zack. First I must ask you this… Where the heck did you come up with this question? Seriously, some people just frighten me. Ok, that said, on to the question… […]

Who coined the phrase “Coined the phrase”? From Justin. Wow, Justin. That is indeed an infrequently asked question. Unfortunately, it is, like most origin questions, difficult, if not impossible to answer accurately. However, I think I’ve found the answer. The origin of the idea seems to date all the way back to (are you ready?) […]

Here are two more “Infrequently Asked Questions” about animals. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? From Matt. Well, this question is one that has been on my mind for the past 14 seconds, and I gotta tell ya: It’s not an easy one. To answer it, I will need to […]

“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment…? Since when are buttons cute?

Why is it that it’s illegal to park in the handicapped space, but not illegal to use the public handicapped toliet?

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