What I’m about to share may shock, or even frighten you. This post is not intended for the weak of heart, stomach, or bladder. I will not be held responsible for anyone spontaneously going into labor while reading this post, so proceed at your own risk.

I, Stephen, am attempting to become…

As much as I feel like a shmuck for not writing regular updates so all my Michigan people know what’s going on over here, I will not be posting an update. Why? Well, if I tell you, it would defeat the purpose. Now with that as an intro, I bring you: House of Food Fine […]

Alright, kids, it’s time to find out where you all stand. See, I was eating some yogurt, and looking down into the cup, when it hit me. There is a big difference between your pre-mixed yogurt, and your “fruit on the bottom” yogurt. So, I am going to find out from as many of you […]

Tonight I had eggs for dinner. Yes it was another kitchen adventure with Steve. But not quite as exciting… Tonights treat was eggs with… Nutmeg (’cause I’ve never known what nutmeg tastes like), Garlic salt (’cause who doesn’t like galric?) and Vanilla (the stuff dreams are made of). And the verdict? Pretty good. Not a […]

Dinner was an adventure today. See… my mom is out of town, and usually by the time my dad and I come home from work, we’re not really into fixing anything for dinner, so we usually just grab something microwaveable. Well today I decided I wanted some real food. So I opened the refridgerator, and […]

Yes, the time has come once again to celebrate the birth of a very important man. In fact, February 12th is the birth date of one of the greatest men that I can think of that has ever graced America with his presence. His influences on those around him have always been regarded as positive […]

It started on December 7th, at 9:10am, as he kissed his fingers and placed them affectionately on the glass that separated him from her. Then she was gone. He walked around in the airport, staring hopefully at the “Departures” screen. On Time. The flight was not delayed, and she really got on it, and she […]

So, I finally got pi recalculated to the 1 billionth digit. And it’s in a compressed format so I can output it in several different ways. It’s really nice. I now have a file that’s just the raw digits of pi (3.141…) up to the billionth digit. Oh, I almost forgot, the program I’m using […]

What is not to love about my life? I have a well-paying low-stress job, and have an opportunity for an internship at my favorite place in the world. I live with a God fearing family, and pay peanuts for room and board. I have friends and the most amazing girl waiting for me in Michigan. […]

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