That’s right, I said it. This post is aimed at fellow Christians. I think one of my biggest pet peeves about the Christian church, is how they view “sinners.” More specifically, homosexuals. Let me start by saying this: I am a Christian, and I believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that homosexuality is 100% […]

So I was recently introduced to the wonderful world of flavored toothpaste (by recently, I mean within the last 3 years). I was using Cinnamon Crest 2 in 1 stuff, and really liked it. The reason I was so pleased, was that I’ve never liked mint, so I had never experienced brushing my teeth without […]

So I think it’s funny that they refer to the Acadamy Awards this year as the 79th Annual Acadamy Awards Ceremony. Yeah, you do it every year… we know. Maybe if I was 89 and got amnesia and lost all memory back to the time I was 10, then I wouldn’t know they held them […]

I read something today that made me sit back and think ‘Wow! Did you think of that all by yourself, little jimmy?’ It was on a bag of floor dry. For those who don’t know, floor dry is a lot like kitty litter. It’s a gravel-like substance designed to soak up oil spills, or any […]

I’ve been chillin here on this oblot spheroid we like to call ‘earth’ for over twenty-three years now. That’s a long time. And of course, I’ve learned a great many things. Most of them, consequently, are inconsequential. An example of said inconcequential learnings are things like words I’ll never use in a sentence (like defenestrate), […]

So, I don’t post often. Especially at camp. Though there are many stories to be told, there is no energy with which to tell it. Also, for some reason, I feel like all my posts must be long, clever, and/or entertaining. So this one’s for people who don’t read blogs for entertainment, but to keep […]

Yeah, so I had a Myspace account to keep up with all my friends who had them, but I’ve decided to do that no longer. Why? I’m glad you asked! Because I’m sick of seeing half naked women all over the screen! Anyone who knows me well knows that I have an issue with lust […]

So today is a fairly normal work day… Work 4 hours, take lunch, work 4 hours, take dinner, go back to work. Yeah, I’m home on my dinner break. I really think I hate this job. Maybe because I’m taking on all the stress of running a business, yet I’m powerless to control any of […]

For those of you who don’t know about the nickname, When I refer to Internet Exploder, I am refering to the Windows browser “Internet Explorer.” I am here to tell you why Internet Exploder is the single worst internet browser in existence. The thing has quirks up the wazoo. I just spent several hours throwing […]

I was chatting with my friend Mike, when he brought up something very interesting… PURELL® Instant Hand Sanitizer boasts that it “Kills 99.9% of most common germs that may cause illness […]”. This is quite an amazing feat, until you look again at the sentence. I’d like to draw your attention to the words “Most” […]